Random interviews ep.4Me: Yo~ Today, we have a special treat! I actually get to interview someone where hopefully nothing awkward happens! *smiles* Some of yall may know her- others, no, but here she is, Lauren! *smiles*Lauren: *enters*Me: ^^ Hey. Let the questions begin. So, were you forced to do this?Lauren: No.Me: *smirk* Ok. Favorite color, and animal? *smiles, hoping for a raccoon*Lauren: Green, and rat.Me: *weak smile* ...Right, rat... *slight frown* Ok, next. Play any sports?Lauren: Lacrosse and figure skating.Me: ... uh, ok-Lauren: I know it sounds boring.Me: I never-Lauren: It's fun.Me: ... I'll take your word for it.Lauren: ...Me: Ok. Any hobbies?Lauren: Sleeping, art, and painting.Me: ^^ Who doesn't like to sleep in? Any who, That's all the questions I conjured up for ya~Trent: *randomly walks on stage*Me: ...? Trent? What are you doing here!?Lauren: ... *faints*Me: !!! Lauren! *shakes head in pity* Trent, what do you want?Trent: To sing you guys out!Me: *smallest bit of blu
Random interviews ep.3Me: Yellow~ After my back breaking and puking up a storm, you'd think I'd stop, well, no way! I live to entertain! So, This episodes guest is... Garfield cat~ Yay! My *somewhat* own kind!Garfield: *plops in a seat* I'm hungry, where's the lasagna?Me: ... You had a buffet before you came... *claps paws* WAITER! 10 MORE LASAGNAS! STAT!Waiter: *rushes in, puts down the food, rushes out*Me: Thanks dude, tip for you! Anyway, so, Out of ALL of the animals, yes, Jon is an animal, who is your favorite?Garfield: Hm... Vito!Me: *blink* Well, humans are animals... I guess that counts~ So, where do you come up with the funny ways to get Nermal out of the house when he comes?Garfield: The lasagnas give me evil ideas. *gobbles some*Me: I should use that on Fifi some time... *reaches paw for some*Garfield: *whaps my paw*Me: OW!Garfield: MY lasagna!Me: ... Sorry... I think I need a cast... *sigh* Thanks for coming anyway Garf. See ya~Garfield: I'll take this to-go~ *grabs the lasagnas and
Random interviews ep.2Me: *looks at camera* ...Yo. *sigh* Today, I get to interview yet another TDI cast member, Personally, I don't want to, but- I lost Chainy in the process, the deal was simple: Interview this person, get Chainy. So, give him applause, *cough* or not... *mumble* Alejandro.....Alejandro: *walks in, bows half-way, and sits down*Me: *shows off a fake-smile* Hi there... Alejandro... *eyetwitch, shakes head* ... *sighs, we exchange quick glares* So, after the ending of last season, what- ...do... yooou... *tail twitch* ... Ok, summing it up, how do you feel now?Alejandro: *was slightly glaring at me the whole time* I'm ok...Me: That's ... good. *face goes green* Um, excuse me... *rushes off stage*Alejandro: ... *leaves*Me: *comes back* ... He... left!? YES! *dances around* HEEEEY MIMI! I DID IT! WHERE'S CHAINY?!
Random interviews ep.1Me: Yo. Today I will interview some random person from some random show. Today we have... *drum roll* Lindsey from the total drama series! ...? Oh, fantastic. I get to interview a fourth of my human form and It can be the smart or crazy part or the sarcasm half. This oughta be fun-_-Lindsey: *wanders in* o3oMe: *sigh* Hello Lindsey.Lindsey: Aww look a raccoon! *hugs*Me: *squeaks in pain* L-Lindsey! P-please let me g-goooo!Lindsey: o3o *drops*Me: Ack! *falls on ground* ... X-XLindsey: huh? ...Whoops... .-.' Sorry...Me: *shakes head* It's alright, you only hurt me a tad bit... Now, are you ready to answer the questions?Lindsey: I have one! Ooo! Pick me!Me: *sighs, ears flatten* yes, Lindsey?Lindsey: Is Tyler here?Me: NO!!! *flail* I CAN'T EVEN COMPLETE MY FIRST INTERVIEEEW! *leaves room*Lindsey: ...o3o *puts on chap stick, leaves room after me*Me: GO AWAYYYY!